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THE ARCHIVE: SCARIEST MOVIE MOMENTS (PART 3)

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CLICK HERE FOR PART 1 OF “THE SCARIEST MOVIE MOMENTS” CLICK HERE FOR PART 2 OF “THE SCARIEST MOVIE MOMENTS” It’s time to put the third and final nail in our Halloween horror coffin. For our freak finale, we’re veering off the well-lit road and venturing onto the moors to take you places you’ve probably never been before. It’s a look at the most terrifying scenes from midnight movies, cult favorites and creepy imports. Be afraid…be very afraid! NOTE: This post contains plot details and, in some cases, spoilers. In each installment of this three part series, films are listed alphabetically. Rather than cluttering the post with tons of video players, a link to a clip of each scariest movie moment is included. Some of these clips are particularly graphic. You have been warned. CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD (1980) SCARIEST MOMENT: GUT UPCHUCK WITH BRAIN SQUEEZE CHASER NOTE: This film was released theatrically in the US as THE GATES OF HELL (1983). No tour of the annals of “Gore Obscure” woul...

THE ARCHIVE: SCARIEST MOVIE MOMENTS (PART 2)

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CLICK HERE FOR PART 1 OF “THE SCARIEST MOVIE MOMENTS” CLICK HERE FOR PART 3 OF “THE SCARIEST MOVIE MOMENTS” Invading aliens, angry monsters, vengeful spirits and nature gone berserk. A chance encounter with any one of these terrors is probably going to ruin an otherwise lovely day. Keep watching the skies as we dive into part two of “Scariest Movie Moments.” NOTE: This post contains plot details and, in some cases, spoilers. In each installment of this three part series, films are listed alphabetically. Rather than cluttering the post with tons of video players, a link to a clip of each scariest movie moment is included. Some of these clips are particularly graphic. You have been warned. ALIEN (1979) SCARIEST MOMENT: DINNER WITH A SIDE OF CHEST BURSTER When I saw ALIEN back in 1979, I was just shy of my 13th birthday. With my dad in tow (again), we strolled into the movie theatre blithely unaware of what we were about to experience. R-rating aside, there was no internet or social med...

THE ARCHIVE: SCARIEST MOVIE MOMENTS (PART 1)

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CLICK HERE FOR PART 2 OF “THE SCARIEST MOVIE MOMENTS” CLICK HERE FOR PART 3 OF “THE SCARIEST MOVIE MOMENTS” Welcome to your (highly subjective) nightmares! This is the first of a three-part look at some of the scariest moments in movie history. You won’t find many of the usual suspects here nor will there be any of that crappy torture porn (sorry, SAW and HOSTEL fans). These are films that run the gamut from iconic classics to cult favorites, along with a few titles that might be new to you. The only hard and fast rule here is that, in order to be considered, the film must have been released theatrically. That means no made for television movies or direct to video cheapies. These are the scenes that will shock you, make you scream or hold your hands in front of your eyes while reminding yourself “it’s only a movie.” NOTE: This post contains plot details and, in some cases, spoilers. In each installment of this three part series, films are listed alphabetically. Rather than cluttering t...

TOP3: MSNBC WINDBAGS

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IN TWEET: LIKE EVERY BUSHEL, EVEN MY FAVORITE NEWS NETWORK HAS SOME BAD APPLES. HERE’S THREE THAT SPARK THE “CHANGE CHANNEL” REFLEX. I’ve been a loyal MSNBC viewer since the days when Keith Olbermann was on the schedule and Rachel Maddow was his fill-in. The network has come a long way since its awkward launch in 1996 as a Microsoft/NBC News hybrid. The “MS” hasn’t stood for Microsoft since the company pulled out of the TV portion of the venture in 2005 and what started as a laughing stock has steadily grown to become the number two cable news network. Over the past few years, MSNBC has staked out a center/left position as a strategic counter to Fox News. In the process,  the walls between the cable network and broadcast baby daddy NBC News have largely been torn down. This has given MSNBC access to a stable of seasoned NBC News vets but it has also created some awkward clashes between the cultures of partisan commentary and old school impartiality. When you release the Kraken, a ...

CLIPPED SE: THE MALALA INTERVIEW

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IN TWEET: THE FULL, EXTENDED INTERVIEW WITH MALALA YOUSAFZAI FROM “THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART.” DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND WATCH. It’s rare that I watch an interview several times back to back and am moved to tears every time. That’s the effect the incandescent Malala Yousafzai has on people. Jon Stewart’s is rendered speechless several times during his conversation with her. His reaction is genuine and profound. There’s really no need to blast the Taliban assassins who tried to murder Malala Yousafzai because, in all honesty, that single cowardly act has become one of the biggest epic fails in the history of failed terrorist crimes. Plus, we all know there’s a special place in hell for them. Included here is the original in-episode interview with Yousafzai from THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART as well as the extended after-show discussion. Please note that these embeds are streaming directly from the Comedy Central site. Some mobile browsers may not support the required plugins...

TOP3: CRAZY AIRLINE SAFETY VIDEOS

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IN TWEET: A TRIBUTE TO AIRLINE SAFETY VIDEOS THAT DARE TO BE DIFFERENT. Remember when air travel used to be fun? You know, back in the days before you were poked, prodded and wanded prior to boarding. When airline staff gave a damn and, even though the food in coach sucked, the rubber chicken was free. Sadly, that trip is now limited to those flying nostalgia class. But wait! There are some beacons of hope out there in the unfriendly skies. Airlines that go the extra mile and at least try to make something tolerable out of flying in a big toothpaste tube with wings. In most cases, a passport will be required because we all know US domestic carriers aren’t exactly tearing it up when it comes to excellence in customer service. Personally, I’m all about travel foreplay. You know, the tender caress of the airport lounge. The warm snuggle of a genuine smile when you board. That happy feeling you get when you watch a really good in-flight safety video. Yes, I said safety video. I bet you thi...

TV REVIEW: THE MICHAEL J. FOX SHOW [NBC]

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IN TWEET: MICHAEL J. FOX RETURNS TO HIS TV ROOTS IN A CHARMING NBC SERIES. IT’S ONE OF THE FEW NEW FALL COMEDIES THAT WORKS. Full disclosure: my dad has Parkinson’s so it’s a subject matter that hits pretty close to home. He also has a killer sense of humor and would be the first person to tell you to leave your pity and platitudes at the door. It’s a mindset I find both refreshing and inspirational. That’s why it’s especially nice to see a major television network give a vote of confidence to a series that could help destigmatize the disease. If you’re avoiding THE MICHAEL J. FOX SHOW (Thursdays at 9:30PM E/P on NBC with next day streaming on Hulu) because you think it’s going to be a Parkinson’s pity party , you can rest easy. It’s anything but. If, however, you have yet to tune in solely because you’re worried about being uncomfortable watching Fox, that’s a real shame. This charming series is one of the few new sit-coms that generates any real laughs. Fox plays Mike Henry, a popul...

CHECK-UP: SCANDAL [ABC]

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IN TWEET: “SCANDAL” OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP RESISTING AND LOVE THE SHOW. EDITOR’S NOTE: This post is dedicated to four very special women I’m lucky to have as friends: Tammy, Desiree, Shawn and Adrienne, much love. See, sometimes persistence pays off. SCANDAL (Thursdays at 10PM E/P on ABC with next day streaming on Hulu) has the distinction of being one of the few shows I’ve given myself multiple opportunities to get into. Each time, I never made it past the silly pilot. Still, I adore Kerry Washington and have several close friends who go ga ga for the series. “I must be missing something,” I thought. So, with a tumbler of pinot in hand, last weekend I embarked on a 30 episode binge-a-thon and finally cracked the code! I can now say, officially, I’ve been SCANDAL-ized. The best way to enjoy SCANDAL is to accept a set of givens and surrender yourself to them. Here’s what you have to suck up if you want to get on board: It’s Shonda’s world (as in series creator Shonda Rhimes ) and w...